08 June 2007

My "Lord of the Rings"

As some of you might remember a few years ago there was a movie released called "Lord of the Rings".

For anyone who has not seen the movie and intends to i suppose you could call this a spoiler alert, but if you have not seen the movie by now it is your own fault if i am about to spoil it for you.


Now i must go back in time even more and explain my previous knowledge of the whole "Lord of the Rings" thing - NOTHING. I had never read the books or seem any of the previously made TV shows, cartoon or whatever had been produced under that Lord of the Rings banner.

So when i went to see the movie i was aware of only a few things -
  1. This was the first of a trilogy of films
  2. The title was Lord of the Rings (rings plural)
  3. The first movie was called "Fellowship of the Rings"
  4. and that was pretty much it (:
With the knowledge i had - three movies, multiple rings - i made the assumption that each movie was about one of the rings. I also made the assumption that the first ring was a fellowship ring (?). The funny thing is that no-one in my circle had made the assumption of what little knowledge i had.

M34tb4LL and i sat down in the cinema and started watching the movie, some good special effects, storyline not at all what i expected though. Walk walk walk, fight fight fight, walk walk walk, hello uncle - my what big teeth you have, walk walk walk, fight fight fight, a couple of bare footed hobbits hop into a boat and float along a river and then...

Well that was it!!! i was waiting for them to drop the ring into the volcano or where ever they were headed, but the movie just finished!!!

And the sad fact is when the movie finished i did verbalise my disapproval right there in the cinema.

You see, i was expecting this story to be finalised so the next two movies could be about the nextcoming from? what kind of a fool am i?!?!? DON'T ANSWER THAT.

Now you might ask why i am telling this story only now, well i have just been watching the Antiques Road Show (love that show) and there was a gentleman on it who wanted to get an idea of how much a letter from Tolkien was worth. A letter that he received from the writer very many years ago after he wrote to him expressing his disapproval that he had bought the first book and read it and did not have closure on the story.

I should also add that i have not seen the second or the third movie (yet)

(: G

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great story.

My advice is for you to set up a mega session of the Alvaston Cinema one weekend and watch the three extended edition films.

They are such great movies and the extendeds make such better films and much more sense than the cinematic releases.

They're just not for the short of attention span!

Reggie Lacerta said...

Watch all three extendeds? in one go?

M34tb4LL has them, so it a doable thing, and no-one could accuse me of having a short attention sp...

I want to re-watch Buffy...

I need chocolate...

Which is better 'Hello kitty' or 'Winnie the Pooh'?

Anonymous said...

That's a really good idea Auntie Lulu.

Might wait for the new TV though (I haven't decided which one to get yet so it might take a while).